I got a treat for New York Knick head coach, Mike D’Antoni. Coach D’Antoni what’s your flavor? Do you like Three Musketeers? I got a bag full after you took the overpaid, uninspired, and soon-to-be-if-not-already-disgruntled pair – Stephon Marbury and Eddy Curry – and showed them the view from the end of the bench. That was great stuff – you and Mike Singletary must have attended some coaching classes together.

If D’Antoni gets a treat, then Marbury gets a trick. Yo Stephon! We are taxing you 1/20th of your $20 million dollar salary. Dude – you have been guilty of grand theft salary for far too long. It is time to take a little away from you and find a deserving charity that needs a donation. Anyone know of a non-profit organization that could use some coin?

Hey Thomas Vanek! Do you like Milky Way? The way you’ve been lighting the lamp – 9 goals in 10 games – you deserve whatever you want.

Jerry Jones – how about some tricks. Jerra you have done a fine job of assembling a train wreck. You better be careful of that guy you hired to be the conductor – Wade Phillips. Did you talk to Ralph Wilson about him? Wilson let him go, and now Wade’s cronies are making it difficult for Ralph to get his well-deserved spot in Canton. Uh oh Jerra your Canton stock is dropping like everyone else’s 401K.

C’mon Clipboard readers! Got some tricks or treats to hand out?