Who’s Sorry Now? »
“It’s hard for me, being so much better than all the other golfers. I can hit 300 yards in my sleep, I can slice and hook on demand, and I can putt a ball across an interstate highway during rush hour and still sink it, one handed if needed. Do you know what that means?”
Stupor Bowl Musings »
“But the real one two punch to the groin came at halftime, where a bunch of hoarse-throated jocks gave their views on the game, followed by Grandpa Simpson singing snippets of Who songs.”
Boo Feckin’ Hoo »
“Pardon me if we’re all not shocked by this, but it’s akin to Elton John admitting his sexual preference is for men, or Dale Earnhardt jr loves driving fast, or I can’t stand Joe Buck.”
Winter Rules? »
“What? Let me get this straight – the behemoth of the Cadillac line is compromised in a slow speed accident so insignificant that the airbags don’t pop, but the only way to get Tiger out is whacking out the rear glass with a wedge?”
Primping and Pimping »
“So who is making a buck off this? I’d imagine MLB wants to milk as much as possible before the snow flies, and I suppose a drunken Yankee fan’s wallet is a good place as any to start filching money.”
Baby Even the Losers . . . »
“It’s extremely hard to excel in one area – take a look at a player like Michael Jordan, for example – but the flip side of that is, everyone can be mediocre.”
The Art of Announcing »
“If there was any pressure on Cliff Lee, and he hasn’t looked at all tonight, like he’s had any on him, since the beginning, (pause) that, gives him a little more breathing room, and, as we talked about there have been problems during the regular season with this Phillies bullpen, and there’s a big hit (pause) now Rodriguez goes down on a knee, makes the play, and the inning is over.”
But there is no joy in Mudville, mighty Casey has dozed off »
“Should baseball be doing this to itself? Should games extend well into deer hunting season? And why can’t I get the SAP button on my set to work, so I don’t have to listen to the FOX broadcasters?”
Mr. Holliday? Meet Mr. Buckner »
“What’s the point? You won’t see the best the athletes can do, because they can’t do their best when they’re wearing mittens.”
Paychecks, Kids, and Your Beachfront Condo »
“But how can you be sure that child will grow up and choose the most lucrative sport? After all, you want a nice place on the beach, right?”
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