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AND WITH THE FIRST PICK IN THE NFL DRAFT…
The Oakland Raiders with the first pick take …… Bobby Boucher.
Roger Goodell : “ Ahhhh Al, this is a fictional character from the Waterboy…”
Al Davis: “Ahhh, now that is some quality H2O… What? Fictional? I was just watching that game tape the other day? This guy is a stud.”
Bobby Boucher suddenly walking to the stage: “”Well I like school… and I like football… and I’m gonna keep doin’ ‘em both because they make me feel good. And by the way, Mama… alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata.”
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XQk5f2C2FbQ
Al Davis: “Thanks Rodge, you saved me there. Okay, I change my mind.. I would like to take Rudy Ruettiger…”
Roger Goodell: “Al, my friend…what don’t you get? He played a long time ago for ND…He can’t play anymore.”
Al Davis: “Wow…really? The game tape was great. The angles were great, never before seen game tape. I thought I was out there making the tackle…And the colors, so rich. “
Roger Goodell: “Al…..Seriously. You do realize you are on the clock?”
Al Davis: “Okay, but first I would like to announce that I am rehiring Art Shell as the head coach of the Oakland Raiders… for the 9th time. And with the first pick the Raiders take Y.A. Tittle. Just win baby, what a steal!!!”
Roger Goodell walking off the stage: “Quick! Get Paul on the phone. How did he deal with this guy?”
10 minutes later. Announcement: “And for the first time in the history of the NFL draft a team has failed to make their selection. The Oakland Raiders have run out of time and forfeit the first pick to the Detroit Lions.. And with the first pick Matt Millen takes….Steve Smith.
Roger Goodell. “Matt! Matt! Smith is good, but at #2? What are you thinking? No wonder you guys suck.”
Announcment: This just in… The Cincinnati Bengals have traded with Cleveland for the 3rd pick and they have taken Tarell Brown, a two-time felon.
Roger Goodell: “Marvin, my man… I am going to do you favor and just tear this card up. Are you serious? How many of your guys have had meetings with me over the last 2 months? You might want to take a character player… possibly a priest.”
TV timeout… commercial, announcement of a new reality series sponsored by the NBA. It is called “12 rounds with Tim Duncan and Joe Crawford”. Watch it unfold as these two try to live in the same house for the next twelve weeks…”
Back from the commercial..
Roger Goodell: “I quit!!!!”
Now that Al Davis and Matt Millen are done… Let’s hear your thoughts on the 2007 NFL Draft. How much of it have you watched? Happy with your team’s picks? Let’s hear it…
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If E**N wants to increase their female viewership by showing Quinn every two friggin’ minutes, they should extricate the peroxide experiment from his arm.
5 years from now, when the Miami Dolphins are still looking for that franchise QB – do you think Brady Quinn will be somewhere laughing?
Last place in AFC East – Miami.
when y’all get a chance…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i2a5lrFKOwo
Could Brady fall into the Chicago Bears lap?
I’m trying to decide if my Pats would be smart or stupid to draft Tom Brady’s successor (and add to our list from earlier in the week Tom Brady -> Brady Quinn ). Crazy idea, but Pioli/Belichick crazy like a fox.
Muels, I think we got our answer.. Great move by the Browns, and additionally a great pick by the Pats. I like Meriweather and it is a definite need. Interesting to see what happens with their next pick.
LB or WR?
On the choice of Dwayne Jarrett…
Keyshawn Johnson: “He’s a good pick because he’s a lot like me.”
????What should we file this under?
Does anyone think that Mike Tomlin looks like one of those old school G.I. Joe dolls? The way he has his hair cut, and his beard looks almost…fake. I want to get a closer look and see if he has a pull string in his throat. The kind where you pull it and he talks.
Actually when they were interviewing Tomlin, I thought it was Omar Epps..
I was sitting there thinking, “gee, I know Epps was in the “Program” but I didn’t realize he was significant enough to interview on draft day…”
Aaron,
did you check out the 2nd youtube link – peyton manning?
Just when I am wondering if my Pats are going to bother making any more picks this draft, we welcome this guy Moss from Oakland… Crazy like a fox… Now how about a freakin’ linebacker, please…
Anybody seen the over/under line on the number of touchdowns Moss scores next year?
Stupidity award goes to the Miami Dolphins … not only for passing on Brady Quinn, but also for taking Ted Ginn. Duh!!
Yes … I thought for a split second that BQ could fall all the way to my Bears … NOT.
I’m now a Cleveland Browns fan and I think BQ will vie for All-Pro honors every other year once he gets 2 full seasons under his belt. I’m not predicting a Peyton Manning career, but I do think he’ll be a very good long-term starting QB.
Does anyone really think Jamarcus will be jamazing with Oakland??? It’s what’s between the ears and in the heart for QBs once you get to the NFL … they already have the physical tools. Just don’t see Jamarcus junderstanding NFL defenses or have the desire to jastudy film and all that jastuff. Brady will.
Wally